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Posted: June 15, 2006 in Uncategorized

Of Total Government Corporate Wank had the following gems to offer yesterday. Don’t ask me what it means, I have no idea….

Compliance Pacesetter is a major change programme … that brings together existing plans and explores new ways of working to improve our business.

As change is essential for any business to thrive,… enable them to deliver continuous customer focused improvement and beneficial change through working together.

Re-engineering: Improving the way we interact with our customers;
Structures: Implementing an integrated, flexible and customer focused structure
Driving Up Performance: Establishing a structure for managing and improving business performance;

Each of these areas will be supported by workshops (Hothouses), a ‘change technique’ ….

Hothouses? WTF??????

What a pile of bollocks

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